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Any news?

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Oh.

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No

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news

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then?

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Mark, get over there, is he?

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And Rose?

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Oh, yes. She said there's plenty of ham
and pickle and some of that trifle left

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and you're to help yourself.

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The boy.

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And he's going to be called John
Marlborough Churchill

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Blenheim Charlton.

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All right, sit.

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Yeah.

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I was just... just thinking, that's all.

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About what?

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Oh, I don't know about everything,
really, I suppose.

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I was just thinking about... how it
seemed like yesterday when I held

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in my arms.

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They grow up so fast.

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What's it all about, Mark?

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What's it all about?

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It's

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been

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a bit of a special day today, hasn't it?

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A bit of a special day.

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Yeah. Oh, I think I can make use of
this, Mrs. Meredith.

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Oh, yes.

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In fact, I'm sure I can.

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Jolly good.

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Now, what else?

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Oh, yes, of course. It's all in the
shed.

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Oh. We had it put there after we left
the big house in 1952.

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Or was it 53?

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No, 52, almost a third.

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Anyway, the year the king died, bless
him. Yes, that was February 52.

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Ah, then I was wrong, because I remember
listening to the news here on the

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wireless and being incredibly angry with
that Simpson woman.

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Anyway... Here we are.

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Rather a jumble, I'm afraid. Hasn't been
touched for years.

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So I think perhaps the best thing would
be for you to sort out what you want,

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and then we could... You think so?

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Yes. Yes, all right then.

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We'll, uh... Oh, I was wheeled about in
that bassinet.

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So was my sister.

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I tipped her out on many occasions.

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And once I... Well, I'll leave you to
it. Good.

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Lovely.

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Well, time to settle up.

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Daddy, what did we say? You said 65
quid, right?

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So, tell you what I'm going to do.

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I'm going to call it 70 quid, including
this lot, because there's some lovely

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Jerrys in there. Mar will love them. I
know she will.

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There you go.

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Does that satisfy you?

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Oh, absolutely, mister.

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Absolutely. That's all right, because
now's the time to say.

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You've been most fair.

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Most fair.

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Good. My goodness.

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I must put this somewhere safe.

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Hmm.

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Must be quite a strain, looking after a
place like this.

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You know, lady on her own. Yes.

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I miss my husband dreadfully.

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You've got no one else, then?

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I'm afraid we weren't blessed with
children.

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Right then, I'll come over for the buggy
later in the week. Say what about

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Thursday? Thursday too? I shall make a
note of it in my diary.

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Right, Thursday then. I shall look
forward to it.

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Oh, and it was in 1951 that we moved out
of the big house.

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It was the year that charming man, Sugar
Ray Robinson, who I always feel should

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have been a tap dancer, stopped... Jake
LaMotta in the 13th round.

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Oh, I do wish you'd hurry up, Sid. My
spuds are ready.

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Just a half a ticky and I'll be with
you.

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Ta -da!

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Oh, well, of course, you've got a bit of
fine -tuning to do, but what do you

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think of it in principle, eh?

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It's a bit big, isn't it?

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No, no, no, no, no.

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Imposing. Imposing is the word.

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He'll be bringing home a butler next, I
sure wonder.

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You've got to admit, you've got to
admit, it adds tone.

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I don't know what I'm supposed to do
with them things.

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I've got a very nice flush toilet, thank
you very much.

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What, these? These are all the fashion
nowadays. These Regency, um, you know,

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what's -its.

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Yeah, people put flowers and that in
them. What? Oh, yeah.

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That's what you mean. Yeah, they look
very nice at Christmas. That would be

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heart, isn't it? Yeah.

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I don't know about this pot, though. I
mean, this ain't Regency. I don't know

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what it is.

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But it might be worth a shilling or two.

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I don't think of her there on her own in
that lonely little house.

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Well... I just don't seem like one.

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I just don't seem like one.

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I wonder... Would she be offended, do
you reckon, if I took her a little bite

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eat when I went over there to pick the
buggy up on Thursday?

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I'll make her up a basket.

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How's that?

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Come on. There we are.

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Come on.

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Come

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back.

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Morning, Charlie.

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Morning, Pop.

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Present for you, look.

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Oh, very nice. Thank you.

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Are you going to have anything else you
dare that grabs your fancy?

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Hey, got a good freezer if you could
make use of it. Oh, well, that's very

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but no thanks. We really don't have
enough room.

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Oh, all right. Well, I'll hang on to it
just in case you change your mind.

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Oh, hey, look.

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Hey, how's my little apple?

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We've just got him off.

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Look at that.

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He gets more beautiful every day, yeah.

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So do you, sweetheart.

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Pop, sorry to mention... Sorry to
mention it, but you did say I could

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truck for my deliveries.

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Yeah, of course you can, of course you
can, Charlie.

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You won't be needing it for the rest of
the day.

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Here you are. Oh, look at this, look.
Oh, yeah, well.

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How's the old pheasant chick rearing
business?

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Making your fortune yet, are you?

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Well, actually, it's a bit slow at
present.

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Don't worry, he'll soon pick up. He'll
pick... That reminds me...

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He says he knows where he can get a
lovely piebald for the buggy.

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Buggy? What buggy? He's bought a buggy
from that Mrs Meredith.

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Yes, it's for baby Oscar and little
Blenheim, so they're going to have a

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trot round the meadow.

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You think of the sweetest things.

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Ah, good afternoon, Mrs Meredith.

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Lovely afternoon, isn't it, eh? Makes
you feel glad to be alive.

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You can fair hear the grass growing.

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Oh, dear.

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It's Mr... It's Larkin.

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We said come over on Thursday.

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You remember?

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It's all right, isn't it?

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Who's that, Aunt Violet?

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It's a gentleman, Mr... Larkin. It's a
Mr Larkin, sir.

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Ah!

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You're the junk, Johnny.

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I'll deal with this, Aunt Violet. You go
and finish your rest.

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It's like this, Mr... You run along now.

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There's a good girl.

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There's a good girl.

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I'm Captain Broadbent. Mrs. Moran is the
nephew.

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Step inside.

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I'd like a word.

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Yes, sir.

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The purpose of your...

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Visit is what, exactly?

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Well, to pick up the buggy.

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Ah, yes.

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The buggy.

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All paid for, is it?

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Yes, and to deliver this little
something to Mrs Meredith.

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Oh, yes? What's that?

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Just a few bits and pieces from my good
lady.

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I'll leave it there, sir. I'll leave it
upright like that because it's got a

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bottle of cherry brandy in it.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, yes.

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Best Morella, Colonel.

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Seven years in the bottle.

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Captain, actually.

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Oh, begging your pardon, sir, a natural
mistake to make. I mean, you know, the

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man with your bearing and all, you know.

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Quite.

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Well, if we could come straight to the
point and close the door, there's a good

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fellow.

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Certainly, Colonel.

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You've probably gathered that the old
lady doesn't have her full

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complement of the grey stuff.

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Not her fault, of course. Time takes its
toll on all of us. I myself am not the

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man that I was.

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I'm not saying that she's completely
gaga.

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Certainly not.

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The problem is... The problem is she
doesn't always remember things.

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You're, um... You're with me.

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Are you, uh, Larkin?

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Well, hanging on the best I can,
Colonel. Now, as I understand it, you've

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a load of junk from that shed out there.

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All square and above board, Colonel.

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Well, no -one's suggesting otherwise,
actually.

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Very glad to hear it, sir.

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No, but, er... Unfortunately,
unfortunately, much of what she's told

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family heirlooms, nothing very much, a
couple of bits and pieces.

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My point being that they're supposed to
stay in the family, written to the will

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and so forth.

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Funny place to store the family
heirlooms in a shed in the garden, I

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thought. Well, I've been saying that to
my aunt for years.

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But as well as being a bit... It can be
very stubborn.

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Anyway, you can see my problem.

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Yes, and you want them back.

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Well, not everything.

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Just that which applies.

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It will, of course, be reimbursed out of
my own pocket.

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Well, that sounds fair enough.

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Oh, good man.

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Of one condition.

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That is that I get to hang on to the
potties and the suit of armour.

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Done.

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Where do you want them?

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He said to just leave them here and the
gamekeeper will pick them up later.

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Ready? Mm -hmm.

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Thank you. Mm -hmm.

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One more.

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Are you sure, Charlie?

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I'm not a seven -stone weakling, you
know, Mariette.

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It was an accident, Charlie.

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Besides, we managed to collect them all
up, didn't we? We didn't. We lost most

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of them.

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It's not just that.

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It's selling eggs and hatching chicks.

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It's not that I'm ungrateful to Pop for
setting it up in the first place.

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But it's not enough, Maria.

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I can't spend my life...

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Especially now there's another mouth to
feed and God knows how many more.

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You see, a chap like me ought to be able
to think of something.

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Something better.

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Charlie. What I have to do is identify a
need and then fill it.

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Not just eggs and chicks.

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Turn up, Charlie.

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It might take a bit of time, but... Pop
will always make sure that we don't...

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You know.

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That's just it.

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No disrespect, but I just want it to be
me.

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Do you remember this? Hey, Violet.

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Wonderful, wonderful, Jessica.

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And I do thank you so much, Mr, um,
uh... Sidney.

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Sidney, do you mind if we stop here for
a minute and have a little smoke?

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Please, Sidney.

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There you go.

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Here you are.

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Good boy.

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Good boy.

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There you are, Violet.

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Cigar smoke's not offending you, is it,
Violet? Oh, dear, no. I adore the smell

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of cigars.

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In fact, I must confess, I once took
several teeny -weeny puffs of one of my

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husbands.

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Like it, did you?

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It's a shame to say I did rather much.

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Go on, then.

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Have a little draw.

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Sidney, you're quite outrageous.

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Yes, I know I am. But have a little
draw.

251
00:18:34,150 --> 00:18:36,110
A little bit of what you fancy.

252
00:18:36,390 --> 00:18:40,030
All right, you dared me.

253
00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:42,090
I always loved to dare.

254
00:18:48,410 --> 00:18:49,550
Quite delicious.

255
00:18:51,090 --> 00:18:52,490
I knew you'd like it.

256
00:18:52,790 --> 00:18:54,190
That is the best Havana.

257
00:18:57,560 --> 00:18:59,360
Thank you, Violet. Well, here you are.

258
00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:03,200
That's all the stuff the captain asked
me to return.

259
00:19:03,201 --> 00:19:04,399
Oh, dear.

260
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:08,819
Thank you. That's all right. Now then,
what about a nice glass of sherry before

261
00:19:08,820 --> 00:19:09,799
you go?

262
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,200
Oh, well, I tell you what.

263
00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:15,220
I'd prefer a drop of brandy, if that's
not being too forward of me.

264
00:19:16,140 --> 00:19:18,560
I'm afraid I haven't got brandy.

265
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,000
I used to keep it, of course.

266
00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:26,240
No, no, no. I was thinking about the
bottle that Ma sent over in the hamper.

267
00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:29,910
I don't think there was any brandy.

268
00:19:30,690 --> 00:19:36,649
If there was brandy, I would have... I
mean... It's all right, Violet, all

269
00:19:36,650 --> 00:19:38,760
right. No, no, it's my mistake. Don't
worry.

270
00:19:39,150 --> 00:19:41,690
A drop of sherry would go down a treat.

271
00:19:41,921 --> 00:19:43,969
I'll tell you what.

272
00:19:43,970 --> 00:19:45,470
Allow me to do the honours.

273
00:19:49,110 --> 00:19:55,329
Now, you can tell me to mind my own
business if you think that I'm

274
00:19:55,330 --> 00:19:56,380
the mark.

275
00:19:58,190 --> 00:20:04,909
But I think that a lady of your, well,
mature years, living on her own, could

276
00:20:04,910 --> 00:20:06,650
with a bit of help around the place.

277
00:20:06,970 --> 00:20:09,740
Cook you a decent meal now and again,
that sort of thing.

278
00:20:09,890 --> 00:20:11,370
You're absolutely right.

279
00:20:11,630 --> 00:20:15,070
And I intend getting someone at least
once a week.

280
00:20:15,350 --> 00:20:16,830
That's my plan, you see.

281
00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:21,410
That's how I'm going to spend the £50
you gave me. Good.

282
00:20:21,790 --> 00:20:23,890
£50? No, it was £70 I gave you.

283
00:20:25,930 --> 00:20:26,980
It was £70.

284
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:28,280
70 pounds, remember?

285
00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:30,340
No, no, no, no.

286
00:20:30,540 --> 00:20:31,590
Yes, yes.

287
00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:33,940
This time I know I'm right.

288
00:20:34,860 --> 00:20:36,320
Look here.

289
00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:42,640
My nephew was very worried of my putting
all that money into the Indian jar.

290
00:20:43,300 --> 00:20:46,000
So he put it all into the bank for me.

291
00:20:46,380 --> 00:20:47,430
There.

292
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:49,250
You see?

293
00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:54,719
Yes, I see. No, you're right. You're
right, Violet. It seems to be that I'm

294
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,580
one with the memory going on the blink.

295
00:20:56,960 --> 00:21:01,219
Can you believe it, Ma, eh? I mean,
fiddle for one of her own family. Leave

296
00:21:01,220 --> 00:21:02,270
anything now, Dave.

297
00:21:02,460 --> 00:21:07,400
Well, I mean, I... Look, this is not an
umbrella stand.

298
00:21:08,740 --> 00:21:09,790
Oh.

299
00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:16,610
Wonderful.

300
00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:20,700
All right. All right.

301
00:21:22,171 --> 00:21:27,699
I just want to see if the baby's all
right. Sit down, girl.

302
00:21:27,700 --> 00:21:30,410
We've been up and down like a death and
box all evening.

303
00:21:31,660 --> 00:21:33,500
Go and see how little someone bled.

304
00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:38,880
I don't know.

305
00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:42,150
You jiggling about like a pea in a
bucket. It's mad at me.

306
00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:43,920
I haven't moved a limb all evening.

307
00:21:48,540 --> 00:21:50,600
Here. Ma, what's for after?

308
00:21:50,601 --> 00:21:53,279
Oh, I've got some of them lovely French
melons.

309
00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:54,360
Mm -hmm. Melon.

310
00:21:54,700 --> 00:21:56,840
Right. Nice drop of pork, Charlie boy.

311
00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:58,210
Very nice.

312
00:22:00,140 --> 00:22:02,430
Got the plate. There you are. Told you
you would.

313
00:22:04,140 --> 00:22:05,280
Everybody's been here.

314
00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:06,620
Right. You too, plate.

315
00:22:07,340 --> 00:22:10,830
All right. No, plate. It's hard to...
You go and get the pork, will you, son?

316
00:22:12,120 --> 00:22:14,290
That's it. All right. Here you go, girl.
Hello.

317
00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:15,299
Mm -hmm.

318
00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:16,350
Open that one.

319
00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:17,930
Oh, it reminds me.

320
00:22:18,900 --> 00:22:20,220
Well, a letter from France.

321
00:22:20,221 --> 00:22:21,499
From Mademoiselle Dupont.

322
00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:24,020
Oh, she was really nice, she was, wasn't
she?

323
00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:26,480
Hey, Ma, you can invite her over.

324
00:22:26,481 --> 00:22:28,459
That's what I keep trying to tell her.

325
00:22:28,460 --> 00:22:30,599
Why don't we ask her over for the
christening?

326
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:31,639
What christening?

327
00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:32,690
John Blenheim.

328
00:22:33,780 --> 00:22:34,830
John Blenheim?

329
00:22:34,831 --> 00:22:36,799
You're going to christend John Blenheim?

330
00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:38,720
Hmm. Well, it's customary.

331
00:22:39,620 --> 00:22:41,240
In most families it is, isn't it?

332
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:44,460
Never had any of ours done, did we, Ma?

333
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:45,850
Hmm?

334
00:22:46,420 --> 00:22:48,120
Well, not one.

335
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:52,780
Never thought to mention it.

336
00:22:58,560 --> 00:22:59,820
We'll have them both done.

337
00:23:02,700 --> 00:23:03,750
What? Who?

338
00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:06,720
Little John Blenheim and Oscar.

339
00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:08,640
A double christening.

340
00:23:09,460 --> 00:23:10,510
Oh.

341
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:12,450
Yeah.

342
00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:15,960
Yeah, if you like.

343
00:23:16,700 --> 00:23:18,660
Any excuse for a party.

344
00:23:20,140 --> 00:23:21,190
Good idea, Mo.

345
00:23:23,620 --> 00:23:24,670
Yeah.

346
00:23:29,540 --> 00:23:30,590
Marius!

347
00:23:31,020 --> 00:23:33,920
Marius! What happened?

348
00:23:34,340 --> 00:23:35,540
No, nothing's happened.

349
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:36,610
Nothing bad, anyway.

350
00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:40,120
I just met this chap, purely by chance.
Fantastic, really.

351
00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:42,810
And he's got this barge load of pig iron
for sale.

352
00:23:42,811 --> 00:23:43,979
Pig iron?

353
00:23:43,980 --> 00:23:46,150
Scrap, from his foundry up in the
Midlands.

354
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:48,440
He's offered to sell it to me for £50.

355
00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:50,830
£50? Yeah, he wanted £75, but I beat him
down.

356
00:23:50,831 --> 00:23:52,479
You'd have been really proud of me.

357
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:54,240
Yeah, but £50, Charlie.

358
00:23:54,500 --> 00:23:56,790
No, I can sell it on and double it
within a week.

359
00:23:56,791 --> 00:23:57,899
Treble it, even.

360
00:23:57,900 --> 00:24:00,899
That's where the real money's to be made
these days, you see. Scrap metal.

361
00:24:00,900 --> 00:24:01,950
So what do you think?

362
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:03,280
If you say so, Charlie.

363
00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:06,920
Well, no, it's our money, you see.

364
00:24:06,921 --> 00:24:10,899
I mean, it'll have to come out of our
saving, so I do need you to be in full

365
00:24:10,900 --> 00:24:11,950
agreement.

366
00:24:12,140 --> 00:24:14,980
Well, if you think it's right, it's
right with me.

367
00:24:16,590 --> 00:24:19,000
I just know it's the start I've been
looking for.

368
00:24:20,910 --> 00:24:22,530
Don't tell Pop, though, yet, eh?

369
00:24:23,230 --> 00:24:25,460
You just want to get it all buttoned up
first.

370
00:24:26,010 --> 00:24:27,230
Of course I won't.

371
00:24:30,990 --> 00:24:32,040
Hey, ladies.

372
00:24:42,910 --> 00:24:43,960
Good day.

373
00:24:44,210 --> 00:24:45,310
Can I help you at all?

374
00:24:45,530 --> 00:24:49,960
Oh. Yeah, I was looking for the old, um,
I mean the reverend Spink.

375
00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:52,730
Oh, no, Mr. Spink's been taken off to
hospital.

376
00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:54,500
Aggravated gallstone.

377
00:24:54,820 --> 00:24:56,800
Oh, dear, oh, dear. Very nasty, that.

378
00:24:56,801 --> 00:25:00,019
Yeah, very. He should be out of the
saddle for a couple of weeks at least, I

379
00:25:00,020 --> 00:25:00,899
should think.

380
00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:04,179
Oh, my name's Candy, by the way. John
Candy. I'm the locum. How do you do?

381
00:25:04,180 --> 00:25:06,650
Oh, how do you do? My name's Larkin.
Sidney Larkin.

382
00:25:07,180 --> 00:25:09,170
Yeah, but how can I help you, Mr.
Larkin?

383
00:25:12,540 --> 00:25:15,260
Well, no disrespect.

384
00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:23,059
but you being such a young fellow, I
mean... Are you fully

385
00:25:23,060 --> 00:25:26,840
qualified in all these churchy
procedures, Mr Camden?

386
00:25:28,820 --> 00:25:31,200
I think so, Mr Larkin.

387
00:25:32,220 --> 00:25:35,110
Jolly good. In that case, I've got a bit
of business for you.

388
00:25:36,460 --> 00:25:37,510
Now...

389
00:25:45,860 --> 00:25:50,620
All I'm saying, Mr Charlton, is no money
up front, no deal.

390
00:25:50,621 --> 00:25:54,319
Yes, well, all I'm saying, Mr Danvers,
is if I give you the money... No, no,

391
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:55,370
wait, wait.

392
00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:58,220
All right, yes.

393
00:26:04,700 --> 00:26:05,750
Oh,

394
00:26:09,620 --> 00:26:10,670
what's this?

395
00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:12,900
Official bill of loading, etc.

396
00:26:12,901 --> 00:26:16,179
We must keep everything kosher, mustn't
we, Mr Charlton?

397
00:26:16,180 --> 00:26:17,599
Nice doing business with you.

398
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:18,650
Thank you very much.

399
00:26:20,140 --> 00:26:21,320
Oh, Mr Danvers.

400
00:26:22,260 --> 00:26:24,120
You haven't told me where the barge is.

401
00:26:25,540 --> 00:26:26,590
There.

402
00:26:27,380 --> 00:26:31,780
I said a barge load of pig iron. I
didn't say the barge was floating, now

403
00:26:36,380 --> 00:26:39,330
It wasn't your fault, Charlie. You're
only doing your best.

404
00:26:39,331 --> 00:26:42,379
That's the whole trouble, though, isn't
it?

405
00:26:42,380 --> 00:26:43,430
Charlie.

406
00:26:44,220 --> 00:26:45,270
That's me, all right.

407
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:47,080
A proper Charlie and no mistake.

408
00:26:47,540 --> 00:26:48,590
Anybody home?

409
00:26:49,511 --> 00:26:51,299
Hello, Mum.

410
00:26:51,300 --> 00:26:53,080
Hello. What's up with you two, then?

411
00:26:53,081 --> 00:26:55,139
Trying to get the baby off, that's all.

412
00:26:55,140 --> 00:26:56,190
Oh.

413
00:26:57,680 --> 00:26:58,730
Right.

414
00:26:58,731 --> 00:27:02,579
Anyway, what I came to say was, Pop's
got a bit of business on the coast

415
00:27:02,580 --> 00:27:05,879
tomorrow and he thought we might all
take a run out of a little picnic on the

416
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:06,930
beach.

417
00:27:07,060 --> 00:27:08,110
Drop of fresh air?

418
00:27:09,020 --> 00:27:10,400
Fancy that, do you, you two?

419
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:13,080
That sounds lovely, Ma, thank you.

420
00:27:14,180 --> 00:27:15,230
That'd be lovely, Ma.

421
00:27:15,260 --> 00:27:16,310
Good.

422
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:19,770
Mmm.

423
00:27:20,700 --> 00:27:21,750
Mmm.

424
00:27:22,860 --> 00:27:27,740
Right, well, I don't know about the rest
of you, but I've got work to do.

425
00:27:27,741 --> 00:27:31,459
Wake me up with a nice strawberry ice
cream when you come back, will you?

426
00:27:31,460 --> 00:27:32,419
all right, Ma.

427
00:27:32,420 --> 00:27:33,760
Darling? Mm -hm?

428
00:27:38,910 --> 00:27:41,170
Oh, uh, Charlie, do you fancy a stroll?

429
00:27:41,750 --> 00:27:43,860
I want to ask your advice about
something.

430
00:27:44,030 --> 00:27:45,080
Oh.

431
00:27:45,550 --> 00:27:46,600
Right.

432
00:27:59,270 --> 00:28:01,380
You and Charlie all right, are you,
love?

433
00:28:01,730 --> 00:28:02,780
Of course we are.

434
00:28:05,530 --> 00:28:06,730
Yeah, of course we are.

435
00:28:09,290 --> 00:28:14,910
Because if there's anything you ever
want to tell me, that's what I'm here

436
00:28:16,970 --> 00:28:18,230
You know that, don't you?

437
00:28:20,630 --> 00:28:21,680
I know that.

438
00:28:25,770 --> 00:28:26,820
Tim, please.

439
00:28:27,830 --> 00:28:29,070
I'll get it, I'll get it.

440
00:28:30,690 --> 00:28:31,740
Thank you.

441
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:44,460
What was it you wanted to ask me about?

442
00:28:45,260 --> 00:28:49,279
Well, the truth is, Charlie, I just
wanted to have a quiet word with you on

443
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:50,330
own.

444
00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:53,840
I've heard about the business with the
barge.

445
00:28:54,060 --> 00:28:56,260
Now, hold on, hold on.

446
00:28:57,820 --> 00:29:00,200
It's a small world in my business.

447
00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:04,350
I mean, you've only got a part your hair
different and everyone knows about it.

448
00:29:06,900 --> 00:29:11,700
Anyway, the two gentlemen concerned
didn't know that you and I were related.

449
00:29:12,710 --> 00:29:19,369
So after I had a few words with them,
they were only too

450
00:29:19,370 --> 00:29:21,530
happy to return your outlay.

451
00:29:23,490 --> 00:29:24,830
And no questions asked.

452
00:29:26,790 --> 00:29:27,840
There you go.

453
00:29:31,910 --> 00:29:32,960
Pop.

454
00:29:35,210 --> 00:29:37,560
Don't think I'm not grateful for all
your help.

455
00:29:38,030 --> 00:29:39,990
But you'd do everything for us.

456
00:29:41,620 --> 00:29:47,279
Even the house we live in, you old...
You see, Pop, if I'm going to have any

457
00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:53,479
self -respect, and not only that, but
the respect of my family, I've got to

458
00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:54,530
my independence.

459
00:29:56,300 --> 00:29:58,300
I've got to stand on my own two feet.

460
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:01,370
Mistakes and all.

461
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:19,799
As far as Marriott's concerned, I love
her, and I'll always look after her, but

462
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:20,850
by my own doing.

463
00:30:22,580 --> 00:30:23,630
Fair enough, Pop?

464
00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:30,260
Fair enough, Charlie.

465
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:32,410
Fair enough.

466
00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:33,650
Come on.

467
00:30:33,900 --> 00:30:38,120
Let's go and have a pint, and then we'll
go back and see the girls.

468
00:30:44,590 --> 00:30:47,290
Little pup we're going to. He does the
finest job of it.

469
00:30:49,310 --> 00:30:50,360
Hey.

470
00:30:53,810 --> 00:30:54,860
Oh, look at that.

471
00:30:55,081 --> 00:30:57,089
That's Mrs.

472
00:30:57,090 --> 00:30:58,140
Meredith's pup.

473
00:30:58,410 --> 00:31:00,390
If it ain't, it's a dead ringer for it.

474
00:31:02,630 --> 00:31:04,130
Come with me a minute, Charlie.

475
00:31:10,990 --> 00:31:13,310
Oh, look what we've got here, Charlie.

476
00:31:14,590 --> 00:31:15,640
Well, then.

477
00:31:17,330 --> 00:31:18,410
Sidney Larkin.

478
00:31:19,490 --> 00:31:20,990
How are you, Sid?

479
00:31:21,950 --> 00:31:23,390
Very well, Leslie, very well.

480
00:31:23,610 --> 00:31:26,140
Allow me to introduce my son -in -law,
Mr Charlton.

481
00:31:26,250 --> 00:31:27,570
Mr Charlton? Absolutely.

482
00:31:28,470 --> 00:31:30,090
Got something for me today, Sid?

483
00:31:30,230 --> 00:31:34,329
No, no, no, not today, Leslie, no. We
were just passing and I was wondering

484
00:31:34,330 --> 00:31:36,070
about that pot you got in the window.

485
00:31:36,130 --> 00:31:37,230
Nice piece this is.

486
00:31:37,810 --> 00:31:38,860
Yeah?

487
00:31:39,030 --> 00:31:40,080
French.

488
00:31:41,510 --> 00:31:42,810
What they call...

489
00:31:44,139 --> 00:31:45,500
Lime Mochis. Oh, yeah.

490
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,600
Pot a chap by the name of, er, Boucher.

491
00:31:49,140 --> 00:31:50,800
Boucher? Really, mate?

492
00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:54,440
Late 18th, early 19th century.

493
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:55,890
Well,

494
00:31:56,160 --> 00:32:00,179
if you're interested in a prize... No,
no, no, no, Leslie, no. We're not buying

495
00:32:00,180 --> 00:32:03,660
today. We're just making inquiries.

496
00:32:05,020 --> 00:32:08,330
You don't happen to remember who it was
that sold it to you, do you?

497
00:32:08,700 --> 00:32:10,320
The fella only came in yesterday.

498
00:32:11,060 --> 00:32:12,920
Military type with his neck in a sling.

499
00:32:14,270 --> 00:32:15,530
War wound, he said.

500
00:32:16,870 --> 00:32:18,930
Asked for 50, set for 45.

501
00:32:20,410 --> 00:32:22,090
Like I say, it's a nice piece.

502
00:32:23,070 --> 00:32:25,810
Mind you, as I said to him, pity he
didn't have the pair.

503
00:32:26,410 --> 00:32:29,270
A pair like this, that's 500 up in
London.

504
00:32:31,270 --> 00:32:32,320
He's cheating her.

505
00:32:32,321 --> 00:32:35,969
Can't allure that, though, can you? No,
upset at something terrible. Besides,

506
00:32:35,970 --> 00:32:39,710
he'd only bamboozle her and snake his
way out of it. A real charmer.

507
00:32:40,290 --> 00:32:43,420
Sounds to me as if this old lady needs
someone to look after her.

508
00:32:43,690 --> 00:32:44,740
She has, Charlie.

509
00:32:45,150 --> 00:32:46,200
She has.

510
00:32:48,090 --> 00:32:49,770
I'll give him war wound.

511
00:32:58,930 --> 00:33:00,090
There you go.

512
00:33:01,610 --> 00:33:06,649
Is there good, sweetie? I don't love you
anymore. You abandoned me for weeks on

513
00:33:06,650 --> 00:33:08,350
end. On the contrary, Angela.

514
00:33:09,230 --> 00:33:10,950
You are forever in my thoughts.

515
00:33:11,210 --> 00:33:13,410
In, yes, and jostled quickly out again.

516
00:33:13,890 --> 00:33:17,090
You're a cad and a serpent, and I hate
your chairs.

517
00:33:21,190 --> 00:33:22,870
What is it you want, anyway?

518
00:33:23,310 --> 00:33:26,410
Two things, actually. Oh, greedy wretch,
what's the first?

519
00:33:26,810 --> 00:33:32,129
Ah, well, Charlie and Mariette have told
me that you kindly accepted to be

520
00:33:32,130 --> 00:33:33,810
godmother to little John Benny.

521
00:33:34,430 --> 00:33:36,050
Thrilled and honoured, sweetie.

522
00:33:37,580 --> 00:33:42,059
Ma and me was wondering, as we're making
it a double booking, like, if you would

523
00:33:42,060 --> 00:33:44,580
do us the honour, the little baby Oscar.

524
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:46,840
How could I resist?

525
00:33:47,340 --> 00:33:48,540
He's such a poppet.

526
00:33:49,420 --> 00:33:51,200
You are a princess.

527
00:33:52,420 --> 00:33:57,639
And you're still a stinking traitor, but
I've decided to give you one more

528
00:33:57,640 --> 00:33:59,640
chance. Thank you.

529
00:34:02,140 --> 00:34:03,780
Now, what was the other thing?

530
00:34:04,460 --> 00:34:05,510
Oh.

531
00:34:05,909 --> 00:34:08,750
Well, it's just as good a cause, but a
lot more difficult.

532
00:34:31,790 --> 00:34:32,889
Ah, good afternoon.

533
00:34:34,159 --> 00:34:35,719
No doubt it is for some.

534
00:34:35,731 --> 00:34:41,859
I'd like to have a word with the man in
charge, if that's possible.

535
00:34:41,860 --> 00:34:45,678
You can have a word with the man who's
been left in charge, if I haven't got

536
00:34:45,679 --> 00:34:46,729
enough to do.

537
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:50,780
Oh, all skived off on you then, have we?

538
00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:54,520
If it wasn't for me, Rackham Ruin is not
Rackham Ruin.

539
00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:56,679
Oh, it depends on you, does it?

540
00:34:57,320 --> 00:34:58,500
Fred Carno.

541
00:34:58,860 --> 00:35:01,060
Don't talk to me about Fred Carno.

542
00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:06,019
Eight o 'clock I was here this morning
and gone seven before I leave. You see

543
00:35:06,020 --> 00:35:06,979
it's not.

544
00:35:06,980 --> 00:35:13,580
And all for totals a week, if I'm not
mistaken, Mr... Norman.

545
00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:15,210
Mr. Norman.

546
00:35:15,240 --> 00:35:18,540
What is it I can do for you? Well,
actually, I'm after a catalogue.

547
00:35:18,900 --> 00:35:20,200
Not printed yet. Oh.

548
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:23,930
Another of his cock -ups. And who's
going to sort it out with a printer?

549
00:35:23,980 --> 00:35:29,460
You. Well, in that case, Mr. Norman, you
might be able to do me a favour.

550
00:35:30,140 --> 00:35:32,670
Got no time to run round doing favours,
I'm afraid.

551
00:35:32,900 --> 00:35:34,940
Besides, time is money.

552
00:35:34,941 --> 00:35:38,659
Yeah, well, of course, I don't expect
you to do it for nothing, Mr Norman.

553
00:35:38,660 --> 00:35:39,710
Oh, no.

554
00:35:41,260 --> 00:35:42,310
I'll promise.

555
00:35:55,860 --> 00:35:57,020
Phase one.

556
00:35:57,660 --> 00:35:58,710
We did enough.

557
00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:02,050
Oh, God! I just love the intrigue of it
all.

558
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:35,860
What the devil do you mean?

559
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:37,760
Bursting in here like that.

560
00:36:37,761 --> 00:36:41,619
Don't they teach you any manners down
there on the farm or wherever it is you

561
00:36:41,620 --> 00:36:42,459
come from?

562
00:36:42,460 --> 00:36:44,840
I mean, good God, man.

563
00:36:45,260 --> 00:36:49,760
Sorry, Colonel. I didn't realise that
you were so... Just a minute.

564
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:53,180
What are you doing poking about in here?

565
00:36:55,860 --> 00:36:58,980
I was, um...

566
00:36:59,390 --> 00:37:04,329
I was just wondering if she still had
that pot that I sold back to you. What

567
00:37:04,330 --> 00:37:05,380
about it?

568
00:37:08,090 --> 00:37:13,650
I was wondering if the old girl would
consider selling it to me again.

569
00:37:14,970 --> 00:37:16,020
Why?

570
00:37:18,170 --> 00:37:25,009
Well, to tell you the truth, Colonel,
there's this house and contents up for

571
00:37:25,010 --> 00:37:27,510
auction and I was having a look round
and...

572
00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:31,220
Don't the crows if I don't go and see an
identical pot.

573
00:37:31,860 --> 00:37:37,119
Well, I had a word with the bloke what
runs it, and he said to me that it was

574
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:43,160
18th century French, something or other.
Anyway, he said if they'd been a pair,

575
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:45,450
they would have been worth a small
fortune.

576
00:37:46,580 --> 00:37:50,699
And you thought you'd put the two
together and make the small fortune for

577
00:37:50,700 --> 00:37:51,820
yourself, I take it?

578
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:55,100
I'll blame a fella for trying, Colonel.

579
00:38:00,940 --> 00:38:02,080
Where is this auction?

580
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:11,540
I hope you're talking, I said.

581
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:12,970
No, no, no.

582
00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:14,730
Just looking.

583
00:38:16,720 --> 00:38:18,680
What do you think that might fetch?

584
00:38:19,340 --> 00:38:22,200
The vase, between 50 and 75.

585
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:28,680
Mind you, if there was a pair, we'd be
talking about 500 at the very least.

586
00:38:28,940 --> 00:38:29,990
The very least.

587
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:49,820
Is that the antique shop?

588
00:38:50,720 --> 00:38:53,620
Speaking. Let me speak to the owner,
will you?

589
00:38:53,980 --> 00:38:56,160
Who is this to who I am converting?

590
00:38:57,180 --> 00:38:59,220
Broadbent. Captain Broadbent.

591
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:01,210
Contact.

592
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:04,100
This is Mrs. Russell.

593
00:39:04,740 --> 00:39:06,700
And I am fully in charge.

594
00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:09,540
So how may I avail myself?

595
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:15,040
I came in and sold your husband a vase.
It was pink and gold with handles. Oh,

596
00:39:15,240 --> 00:39:16,320
that one.

597
00:39:17,260 --> 00:39:18,310
Yes.

598
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:23,479
Then under no circumstances are you to
sell it. I'll up whatever price anyone

599
00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:24,530
else offers you.

600
00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:31,179
Right you are, Captain Broadbent. And I
shall hold myself personally available

601
00:39:31,180 --> 00:39:34,840
to supervise the transaction
notwithstanding.

602
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:41,250
Good news?

603
00:39:42,580 --> 00:39:43,630
Yes, sir.

604
00:39:44,100 --> 00:39:47,650
The physio waller thinks he might be
able to do something about my neck.

605
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:49,060
Oh. lovely.

606
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:51,300
Yes, lovely.

607
00:39:56,720 --> 00:40:03,559
Sweetest love, I do not go for weariness
of thee, nor in hope the world

608
00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:07,380
can show that a love for me.

609
00:40:19,390 --> 00:40:21,370
Cheers, Mr. Candy. Cheers.

610
00:40:21,590 --> 00:40:24,550
Cheers. Very good health. Thank you.
Cheers. Cheers.

611
00:40:26,770 --> 00:40:32,089
So then, to get it absolutely straight
in my mind, you are the parents of one

612
00:40:32,090 --> 00:40:34,620
child and you are the parents of the
other. Correct.

613
00:40:34,970 --> 00:40:36,890
So we have a son and a grandson.

614
00:40:37,410 --> 00:40:38,490
That's rather unique.

615
00:40:38,870 --> 00:40:40,250
You can't say rather unique.

616
00:40:40,730 --> 00:40:42,290
Either it's unique or it isn't.

617
00:40:42,910 --> 00:40:45,500
That's true, actually. Clever girl is
our Primrose.

618
00:40:45,690 --> 00:40:47,370
You can't get one over on Primrose.

619
00:40:48,220 --> 00:40:50,510
She's the intellectual one of the
family. Yes.

620
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:52,460
She reads poetry.

621
00:40:52,720 --> 00:40:53,770
Oh, yes.

622
00:40:54,020 --> 00:40:55,070
Not all poetry.

623
00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:56,800
Only poems of love.

624
00:40:57,480 --> 00:40:59,220
I know what you'd like, Mr Candy.

625
00:40:59,700 --> 00:41:01,320
A nice piece of pork pie.

626
00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:03,170
I'll do it.

627
00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:05,280
Oh, yes, please, Ma.

628
00:41:06,180 --> 00:41:08,180
Primrose. Face the tomato sauce.

629
00:41:08,181 --> 00:41:10,819
Right, Mr Candy, what's next?

630
00:41:10,820 --> 00:41:16,159
Oh, yes, the names of the children. I
always like to make sure of the spelling

631
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:17,039
and so on.

632
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:18,560
Yes. Well, that's ours.

633
00:41:18,780 --> 00:41:24,400
That's Oscar, Columbus, Septimus,
Dupont, Larkin.

634
00:41:24,401 --> 00:41:28,259
Dupont? Yeah, they themselves agreed to
come over and be godmother.

635
00:41:28,260 --> 00:41:29,310
Oh, lovely.

636
00:41:29,860 --> 00:41:31,020
She's very excited.

637
00:41:31,340 --> 00:41:33,260
Oh, she'd never been to England before.

638
00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:35,860
Sorry, Septimus, the seventh.

639
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:38,060
You have seven children, I take it?

640
00:41:38,380 --> 00:41:39,430
Yeah, I think so.

641
00:41:39,720 --> 00:41:43,030
I lose track sometimes what with little
Blenheim and everything.

642
00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:47,440
Blenheim? That's ours. And he's going to
be called...

643
00:41:48,290 --> 00:41:52,310
John Marlborough, Churchill, Blenheim,
Charlton.

644
00:41:52,870 --> 00:41:55,210
Ma, why weren't the Westeros christened?

645
00:41:56,050 --> 00:41:59,570
Well, it was too much to do, weren't
there, Ma?

646
00:41:59,890 --> 00:42:03,890
Yeah, busy as bees we were. I had four
in five years, what with the twins.

647
00:42:04,330 --> 00:42:08,450
Are you saying that none of the children
have actually been, what, baptized?

648
00:42:10,370 --> 00:42:13,230
Like I said, old man, didn't have the
time.

649
00:42:14,570 --> 00:42:16,150
I love pork pie, don't you?

650
00:42:16,151 --> 00:42:19,059
Well, there's plenty of time now, I'd
have thought.

651
00:42:19,060 --> 00:42:20,560
As actually, what do you mean?

652
00:42:20,620 --> 00:42:23,800
Well... What he means is, why don't we
all get down together?

653
00:42:24,420 --> 00:42:26,220
That would be wonderful, wonderful.

654
00:42:26,221 --> 00:42:29,019
And there's no age limit on baptism, is
there, Mr. Candy?

655
00:42:29,020 --> 00:42:31,550
Er, no, no, one may receive the baptism
at any time.

656
00:42:32,900 --> 00:42:36,700
Well, I mean, I... What do you think,
Ma?

657
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:40,250
Yeah, why not?

658
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:43,550
Marvellous, absolutely marvellous,
marvellous.

659
00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:46,690
Mr. Candy.

660
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:49,750
Goodbye. Thank you very much. For
everything. Nice to see you.

661
00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:52,730
Bye -bye, Mr. Charlton. Goodbye, Mr.
Candy. Mr. Charlton.

662
00:42:52,731 --> 00:42:53,859
Mr. Candy.

663
00:42:53,860 --> 00:42:54,910
Mr. Larkin. Bye.

664
00:42:56,020 --> 00:42:57,620
Bye. There you go. Bye.

665
00:42:58,840 --> 00:42:59,890
Yeah.

666
00:43:03,380 --> 00:43:05,610
I'll walk you to the end of the lane,
shall I?

667
00:43:06,140 --> 00:43:09,180
Um... Yeah, well... Thank you.

668
00:43:19,850 --> 00:43:20,900
John Donne.

669
00:43:20,901 --> 00:43:22,149
The poet.

670
00:43:22,150 --> 00:43:23,310
Oh, sorry, no.

671
00:43:24,170 --> 00:43:25,220
He was a parson.

672
00:43:25,890 --> 00:43:26,940
Like you.

673
00:43:28,250 --> 00:43:31,590
I wonder by my truth what thou and I did
till we loved.

674
00:43:32,810 --> 00:43:35,640
Isn't that the most beautiful thing
you've ever heard?

675
00:43:35,641 --> 00:43:39,869
Well, the thing is, you see, I spent the
last four years helping out in this

676
00:43:39,870 --> 00:43:43,930
parish in the east end of London where,
I'm sorry to say, that sort of poetry,

677
00:43:44,130 --> 00:43:45,570
it wouldn't have cut my teeth.

678
00:43:46,490 --> 00:43:47,540
Again.

679
00:43:48,010 --> 00:43:49,450
That sounds really romantic.

680
00:43:50,090 --> 00:43:52,650
Well, uh... Oh, here we are.

681
00:43:53,970 --> 00:43:55,650
I'm sorry you don't know about Dan.

682
00:43:56,070 --> 00:43:57,810
I'd be very happy to lend you my book.

683
00:43:58,990 --> 00:44:02,290
Oh, um... Thank you.

684
00:44:05,070 --> 00:44:07,540
I'm really thrilled you're going to
christen me.

685
00:44:07,790 --> 00:44:10,990
I mean, I'm really thrilled it's you and
no one else.

686
00:44:12,690 --> 00:44:15,550
Dear love, for nothing less than thee.

687
00:44:16,170 --> 00:44:18,190
that I have broke this happy dream.

688
00:44:34,410 --> 00:44:37,670
Mr Stanhope then at £3 .15.

689
00:44:39,310 --> 00:44:42,590
Now we come to lot number 63.

690
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:48,859
A Limoges Vavre in excellent condition
and believed to be one of a pair by

691
00:44:48,860 --> 00:44:51,680
Boucher. Shall we say £40?

692
00:44:53,980 --> 00:44:55,030
No?

693
00:44:55,340 --> 00:44:56,390
£30 then?

694
00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:03,760
Come along. Come along. £30 for this
really attractive... £30. Thank you,

695
00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:08,820
I have £30 from Mr... Smith.

696
00:45:09,500 --> 00:45:10,550
Mr Smith.

697
00:45:11,020 --> 00:45:12,070
Well, uh...

698
00:45:12,220 --> 00:45:13,840
Surely we can do better than £30.

699
00:45:15,980 --> 00:45:17,030
No?

700
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:21,720
All right, then. At £30... £35.

701
00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:25,500
£35. Thank you, madam. I have £35.

702
00:45:26,420 --> 00:45:28,500
£35. Your bid, Mr Smith?

703
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:31,050
£40.

704
00:45:40,700 --> 00:45:41,750
£100.

705
00:45:43,510 --> 00:45:44,710
Mr Smith.

706
00:45:47,990 --> 00:45:49,040
200.

707
00:45:50,250 --> 00:45:51,300
Speak up.

708
00:45:52,570 --> 00:45:53,620
200!

709
00:45:56,930 --> 00:45:57,980
What do you mean?

710
00:45:58,510 --> 00:45:59,560
It's gone.

711
00:46:00,790 --> 00:46:01,840
It's gone?

712
00:46:02,470 --> 00:46:05,550
When? Your wife promised to keep it for
me.

713
00:46:06,770 --> 00:46:07,830
I'm not married.

714
00:46:09,550 --> 00:46:10,600
Just a minute.

715
00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:12,730
Yesterday, you say?

716
00:46:14,220 --> 00:46:16,480
You must have spoken to me old Aunt Ada.

717
00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:18,930
Your old aunt?

718
00:46:19,140 --> 00:46:20,700
Well, I left her alone upstairs.

719
00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:23,160
She must have come down into the shop.

720
00:46:24,380 --> 00:46:26,490
She's going a bit peculiar, poor old
soul.

721
00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:29,550
Which was how she came to break the
vase.

722
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:31,610
Came to what?

723
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:35,060
She settled it.

724
00:46:35,900 --> 00:46:37,220
Ain't that right, Leslie?

725
00:46:38,180 --> 00:46:39,230
That's what I said.

726
00:46:39,990 --> 00:46:41,040
It's gone.

727
00:46:43,130 --> 00:46:44,390
Smash the smithereens.

728
00:46:44,391 --> 00:46:47,429
Though we won't hold that against her,
though, will we?

729
00:46:47,430 --> 00:46:48,990
Because she's a nice old lady.

730
00:46:52,010 --> 00:46:55,470
Oh, I see you've got the other one, Mr
Smith. The other one? Yeah.

731
00:46:55,471 --> 00:46:59,409
Leslie, he'll give you a good price for
that, you shouldn't wonder.

732
00:46:59,410 --> 00:47:00,309
Very good.

733
00:47:00,310 --> 00:47:03,710
How much?

734
00:47:05,990 --> 00:47:09,270
Oh, I think I'll go to five quid.

735
00:47:09,271 --> 00:47:12,679
Sounds about right, wouldn't you say,
Sid?

736
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:14,900
Sounds about perfect.

737
00:47:34,580 --> 00:47:35,630
There we are.

738
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:38,620
All safely tucked up in a nice little
deposit account.

739
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:45,619
How about a spin through the apple
blossom before I drop you off? That

740
00:47:45,620 --> 00:47:47,420
most acceptable, Sidney.

741
00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:48,860
Most acceptable.

742
00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:02,610
So...

743
00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:10,859
All in all, she's got a nice little nest
egg of about 250 pounds safely tucked

744
00:48:10,860 --> 00:48:11,910
away.

745
00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:15,380
What about that nephew chap?

746
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:18,570
Well, I don't think she'll be seeing
much more of him.

747
00:48:18,980 --> 00:48:22,080
Not now he's had his fingers burnt as
well as his neck twisted.

748
00:48:26,180 --> 00:48:27,340
Pop it down again.

749
00:48:27,700 --> 00:48:29,140
Make sure she's all right.

750
00:48:31,020 --> 00:48:33,140
Get the kids to go. Give her a bit of
company.

751
00:48:33,141 --> 00:48:37,639
I don't think our Primrose is going to
be much company. She's not reading

752
00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:41,200
poetry. She's staring into space,
dreaming.

753
00:48:43,300 --> 00:48:45,360
I don't think she's in love, do you
know?

754
00:48:48,100 --> 00:48:51,900
Well, there's something very attractive
about a young person.

755
00:48:52,260 --> 00:48:56,300
Hmm? I hope it's with his collar being
round the wrong way.

756
00:48:57,200 --> 00:49:00,980
Oh, Mr Candy and our young Primrose, you
sure?

757
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:02,330
I know he is.

758
00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:06,880
She's got the same look in her eyes our
Mariette had when she first met Charlie.

759
00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:12,540
Yeah, but Charlie wasn't a vicar,
though, was he?

760
00:49:13,620 --> 00:49:14,670
No.

761
00:49:16,240 --> 00:49:18,040
He was a peddler.

762
00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:21,250
It's true.

763
00:49:23,980 --> 00:49:30,979
No, seriously, Ma, I think... Let's just
wait and see, shall

764
00:49:30,980 --> 00:49:32,030
we?

765
00:49:34,131 --> 00:49:36,229
Thank you.

766
00:49:36,230 --> 00:49:40,780
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